Dad: Stop whining. Children in Africa don’t have swimming pools, and they don’t complain!
Kid #1: Yeah, but they are starving. Who wants to go swimming when you’re starving?
Kid #2: I want to go swimming!
Dad (to kid #1): So, you’re saying it’s OK to complain about not getting to go swimming because children in Africa are starving?
Kid #3: Did you just say we’re going swimming?
Kid #1 (to Dad): No. I just said it’d be stupid for them to complain about not getting to go swimming when they have more important things to complain about.
Kid #2: I’m going to get my swimsuit on.
Kid #3: Yea! We’re going swimming!
Dad: WE ARE NOT GOING SWIMMING!
Kids #2, 3: WHHHHYYY!?
Kid #1: Because kids in Africa are starving.
Kid #4: Daddy, I’m hungry.