Hot and Starving.

Dad: Stop whining. Children in Africa don’t have swimming pools, and they don’t complain!

Kid #1: Yeah, but they are starving. Who wants to go swimming when you’re starving?

Kid #2: I want to go swimming!

Dad (to kid #1): So, you’re saying it’s OK to complain about not getting to go swimming because children in Africa are starving?

Kid #3: Did you just say we’re going swimming?

Kid #1 (to Dad): No. I just said it’d be stupid for them to complain about not getting to go swimming when they have more important things to complain about.

Kid #2: I’m going to get my swimsuit on.

Kid #3: Yea! We’re going swimming!

Dad: WE ARE NOT GOING SWIMMING!

Kids #2, 3: WHHHHYYY!?

Kid #1: Because kids in Africa are starving.

Kid #4: Daddy, I’m hungry.

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